Megachickausaurus



"Chicken from Hell"

thanks to ben ross for aptly re-naming the Anzu Wyliei!

the carolina butcher

enter carnufex.

this giant badass was walking around on 2 legs pre-dinos.

LP just shared the most incredible news!

ok, everyone.
with the new jurassic park movie coming out soon, it's only appropriate that this discovery was just made.
DINO EGGS FOUND IN COMPLETE NEST IN ALBERTA?!
seriously! let's scoop up some little baby dinosaur dna and get on making some terrible life decisions such as: trying to make real dinosaurs, building a park for them to live in, riding them, owning them as pets, etc.

this all makes me harken back to The Tick episode called The Tick vs Dinosaur Neil:

if you don't remember this one or don't have the time/want to watch it (your loss), the basic premise is that neil eats some dinosaur dna by accident (he put his pasta down beside it and then picked up the wrong dish - CLASSIC) and becomes a giant dino that ravages The City (which is actually the name of the city... The City).

oh, to have approximately $9,000 of disposable income......

i'd be the proud new owner of this:

the longest known fossilized dinosaur poop.

coolest bachelor party in the history of time

no big deal... it's just that these random dudes found A STEGOMASTODON SKULL.

please take this quick test

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/velociraptor_bed

move over argentinosaurus, there's a new titan in town!

fresh off the presses!   'biggest dinosaur ever' discovered!   largest creature to ever roam the earth!

this photo poached from the BBC

here we have dr. diego pol taking a nap beside the thigh bone of the biggest dino ever in patagonia. based on the size of this bone, he has calculated the following stats:

height: 40 metres from head to tip of tail
length: 20 metres or a 7 storey building
weight: 77 tonnes
awesomeness: 11

no name yet (just like my new little friend who was born yesterday!) but i'll keep you posted.