The Brontosaurus Never Existed

2018-01-15

rainbow dino?!

straight outta china........ crazy MF named CAIHONG JUJI!

translating to rainbow with a big crest, this shimmering iridescent wonder is making scientists ponder how truly colourful the jurassic period may have been. imagine randomly finding THIS on your farm?!

only in my dreams...

here's an artist rendition of what this bad boy, dance-fighter may have looked like:

ca-CAAWWWW

2017-10-17

Stygimoloch - best heavy metal band name ever

when deciding on what to name your heavy metal band, there are a few simple rules to keep in mind:

1. how badass does it sound?
2. would it look good written in Art Dystopia font?
3. do you almost have to spit to say it?
d. does it make you feel medieval?

well, search no further, my dear metal heads - your new band name has arrived!

STYGIMOLOCH is Greek for "horned demon from the river of hell".
my work here is done.

2017-09-25

at long last... california gets an official state dinosaur

three cheers for the duck-billed dinosaur whose remains were only ever found in california!

aptly named after geologist and paleontologist William J. Morris and longtime Natural History Museum supporter Gretchen Augustyn............. long live (AD) the Augustynolophus morrisi.

2017-08-29

the great canadian NODOSAUR

imagine my all-encompassing JOY when i found out that this awesome creature's remains were found in the country that i reside in...

they reckon that he was just chilling by a river 110 million years ago, minding his own business, when a great flood swept him into the sea and to his watery grave. a death fit for a pirate...

the random miner who found him is named Shawn Funk - great name.

this bad boy is going to be shown at the Royal Tyrell Museum in DRUMHELLER later this year... anyone want to go on an adventure?